· 8 May 2016 ·
Football isn’t really my thing (I was more into tennis, fencing, and the joust), but this event is worthy of versifying. Certainly nothing like it has ever happened in all of the 466 years I’ve been around.
EDIT: The version I originally posted and tweeted had only two stanzas. Then my voices kept bugging me that it wanted to be longer, so I added two more in the middle.