· 12 May 2016 ·
[Monty Python mashes up 2H4 with their movie about King Arthur]
It should come as no surprise to anyone that I am a huge fan of Monty Python. Python is the second-best chunk of culture ever to come from this scepter’d isle. And it’s a close second.
Today I share a particular gem.
The troupe’s first real film , Monty Python and the Holy Grail, arrived in cinemas in April 1975 – more than 40 years ago. Hasn’t aged a day. It was released later on videocassette (those bloody tapes), and more recently on various DVD and Blu-ray discs. Fall 2015 brought the 40th Anniversary Limited Edition Gift Set Blu-ray [Amazon UK | US], which came in a castle-shaped box that included an ersatz catapult and miniature farm animals. The boys demonstrate in this video, although Eric is absent and Graham is still dead. (So is TerryJ now, see the end of the post.)
Plastic cows aside, many of the disc versions have included an assortment of entertaining, and differing, bonus features. Python loves to keep tinkering with their work (who does that remind me of – oh yes, me). These added bits of new content keep people buying the same movies over and over again. I have three different copies of Holy Grail. Smart lads.
Now for the gem: what you want is a disc that contains an English subtitle track called Subtitles For People Who Don’t Like The Film. It should be listed among the bonus features on the packaging.
If you’ve gone disc-less and you know how to mess with subtitle files, you can download an SRT file for the 2H4 version, at opensubtitles.org. Or save some time and download this one directly instead. It should be timed properly but you’ll have to try it out to be sure, video files can vary. Fair warning: I might possibly have edited that file just a wee bit at the beginning of the opening credits.
Here’s a sample of what you’ll see when you run that subtitle track. It’s all text from Henry IV Part 2, but pay attention because the quotes aren’t random, and they aren’t the play’s lines in sequence.
They’ve done this for the entire film. The first time I saw it, I would have died laughing, if that had been possible.
I was so flattered.
- • I omit 1971’s And Now For Something Completely Different, because despite the title, it’s just re-done sketches from the first two seasons of the Monty Python’s Flying Circus television series.
- • Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow [style.org]
- · by Jonathan Corum
- · 17 Nov 2003
1 February 1942 – 21 January 2020