The First Thing We Do

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  • The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.

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  • (Nov 2025) I made it to ten years but only barely. I reached my tolerance limit, and the account is gone.

Homage to Elmo limerick
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  • CITATIONS: I’m a dead poet, not a Cambridge don. If you hold me to academic-journal standards for references and citations, your disappointment will be your own fault. My posts are not dissertations, nor are meant to be. I work hard not to make (much) stuff up, and if you ask nicely I can probably tell you where something originated if it was elsewhere than my own head. Relevant source information is given at the ends of posts, and many of the links serve as pointers to references. I’m here on my own shilling to have fun, not to publish-or-perish. I’ve already done both of those.
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  • GENERAL DISCLAIMER:

To this writer’s certain understanding, Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford, was the creator of the body of work which has been egregiously miscredited to William Shakspere of Stratford-upon-Avon. Edward de Vere died in 1604. He did not have a blog.

The portrayal of Edward de Vere on this website and elsewhere, and all new writing and other content posted by this writer under the names of Ned Devere or edevere17, are intended and presented as entertainment, for the purpose of inducing mirth and thought.

Edward Oxenford crown/coronet signature

questioning a suspect encouraged by the bastinado

VERO NIHIL VERIUS